9 year olds now worry about iPhones and makeup when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna pick jake or jessie on hannah montana
when you’re in a bad mood and your friend is trying to cheer you up
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."